that is s[osu]

WHEN PARTY IN THE USA COMES ON AT A PARTY

WHEN I’M PLAYING INTRAMURAL SOFTBALL AND SOMEONE HITS A POP FLY AND I TRY MY HARDEST TO CATCH IT, BUT FAIL MISERABLY

WHEN I’M AT CHI PHI AND A RANDOM GUY GRABS ME AND STARTS GRINDING ALL UP ON ME AND I CANT GET AWAY

WHEN I COME HOME DRUNK AND I’M EATING RELISH, TORTILLAS, AND COLD SPAGHETTIOS

                                     

WHEN THE COPS SHOW UP AT A PARTY AND I’M WITH MY FRIENDS

On the outside I’m like:

               

On the inside I’m like:

WHEN I’M TRYING TO NAVIGATE MY WAY THROUGH ALL OF THE DOUCHE BAG BIKERS ON CAMPUS

WHEN I SLEEP THROUGH MY NINE O’CLOCK CLASS…..EVERYDAY.

WHEN I’M IN CLASS AND NO GIRLS ARE WEARING YOGA PANTS OR UGGS

And I’m like:                                

WHEN MY BOSS GIVES ME MY MODEST STIPEND EACH TERM

WHEN I’M WALKING DOWN GREEK ROW ON A SUNNY DAY AND FRATS ARE PLAYING JASON DERULO